I ran over a hat

"smobgirl" (smobgirl) 02/19/2016 at 00:16 • Filed to: None

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I was driving home from work earlier and saw a hat in the middle of the road, much like this one. There wasn’t room to swerve, so I ran over it. I knew I wouldn’t clear it. I heard it hit the undercarriage of my car and I never saw it again.

But seriously...I drove home that exact route again 4 hours later, and it’s not there. I probably ought to check in the morning and make sure it isn’t stuck.

TheHondaBro > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:23

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um, k

Sam > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:25

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As long as you don’t find bits of a flannel shirt and a bolo tie in your undercarriage, you should be fine.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:28

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Hopefully there wasn’t a tiny man under there

smobgirl > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/19/2016 at 00:31

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Hmm...that would explain the mariachi music I kept hearing on the drive home...

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 02/19/2016 at 00:31

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C’mon, Harold. That hat might belong to DAN. ARNEST.

TheHondaBro > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:33

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Were the trumpets in distress?

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/19/2016 at 00:42

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Again with the Harold.

PorkchoPlissken > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:44

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Best post of the night

Urambo Tauro > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:47

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It’s okay to admit that you did not like that hat.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 02/19/2016 at 00:49

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smobgirl > Urambo Tauro 02/19/2016 at 00:53

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that was my little brother’s favorite book as a toddler! I mean, you can't go wrong with dogs and cars.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/19/2016 at 00:53

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dr zoidberg irl

PowderHound > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 00:54

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Congrats on your new hat!

smobgirl > PowderHound 02/19/2016 at 01:03

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I'm going to be seriously excited if it's stuck! Best I've done so far was a solo cup that got stuck for about 4 blocks until I dropped it in a pothole.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 01:20

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Used hat or certified pre-owned?

smobgirl > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/19/2016 at 01:32

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In this neighborhood? Definitely not CPO. Think more “ran when parked.”

TheRealBicycleBuck > TheHondaBro 02/19/2016 at 08:02

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Probably muted.

Sovereign, Purveyor of Coupes > smobgirl 02/19/2016 at 08:31

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A plastic bag flew up and melted onto the drive shaft once, smelled awful.

and 100 more > smobgirl 03/23/2016 at 00:22

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I think you may have run over the ghost of Stevie Ray Vaughn.

ttyymmnn > Urambo Tauro 04/02/2016 at 22:44

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God, I love that book. I lost track of how many times I read it to my boys. Now I need to get it out and read it again. “Go around again!!”